I was having lunch recently with a few colleagues and we were discussing the tragic story of Claudia Aderotimi who died after getting arse injections. Now this young lady of Cypriot heritage couldn't understand why a woman would want to obtain a larger posterior when and I quote "I'm trying to get rid of mine".
Her comment jooked my spirit into thinking I'd missed something. So at the next opportunity, I took a platonic glance and I can conclude that even with 3D glasses, she was still as flat as a Ghanaian's headshape! Then again these things are all relative!