Thursday, 21 May 2009

New Look | New Track | New Improvements

Thought da page needed a revamp so I've enlightened my blog-face....literally. Oh n check my latest track - My Town. A ballad emphasising da way of life in da area of London I reside in. Dnt watch da fact dat im chronically off-beat on several occasions - datz da pressure of tryn 2 finish in 30mins 2 avoid extortionate studio costs n 1-takin errrting. Shheeesh


Da Lyrics (for those who find my nasals inaudible)


Youtz in souf deze dayz


Mandem r breathing

But they aint got no heart (echo)


Dis ones Malfunctional


Just thoughts on mind

2009 [Ha echo]


Once upon a time

In a place we called south

Where youts run around

Put barrels in ur mout


9mm Guns get popped [pause] daily

Rememba school days

were da best days

fight one day

cool da nxt day

deze dayz

if some1 says u chat shit

dey wont hestitate to take ur life quik

evn girls

aint safe

no more

i swear down

if u

get chirped

and say no i swear down

they’ll make u lie down on da ground

send u 2 ur maker (Huh)

for not givin ur number (kmt)

Whats the story

Brixton glory


And shit gets


u Think u aint shook

Betta not to get caught

Get popped in ur brain

So they see your true thoughts

Back in my day

mario was da way

Now youtz play GTA

Literally (Shit)

Give em a bill

And they will

kill at will

Jack u naked

Take ur doe too

Its emoshnal

U can


big money in my ends

when shotting Cocaine starts to pay dividends


u didn’t think shits lucrative

like dat

Dis kid


copped a brand new A3

Who shot larry

They said they shot larry

He Used to jack heads

Now he’s got holes in his

You take from da streets

Da streets gon take u

Dat how shit goes down

In my part of town

My lyric game has always been on point its jus da delivery datz slacking. I am improvin doe...whether dat matters or not is questionable coz I aint takin dis music ting seriously. Maybe I suld ghost-write...Hmmm.
Anyways, my Photoshop game is also hitting player of da year status. I rememba da dayz I wuld ask hedz 2 teach me n dey wuld air me lyk Nikes. Datz y i concur wit da term D.I.Y coz I believe ur da best teacher when u endeavour 2 grasp a concept urself. Anyways, erez one of my latest ones (NB it aint finished)

Went a bit mad wit da colours but bwoi its an experimental ting. Never underestimate ur abilities - Im Talentless not coz I have no talent but bcoz I refuse to place a limit on da talents I possess.


RATN: People r gettin saved n im still ere on a 'nominal' christian tip. I've been saved b4 but backslid & I guess dat "7 Demon theory" applied coz Ive found it hard gettin bak 2 God. I pray 4 God's mercy maaaayn!!!

Dunn Dis Ting


So da boy, da kid, da adolescene, da pekin has finally clocked dis degree ting (retakes permitting). I really suldn't b opening my dry lips proclaiming 2 accomplish suttum most ppl have dunn n dusted already but bwoooooooooiii im goin to anyway.

Its been an emotional journey; a rollercoaster in fact (say Nemesis @ Thorpe Park). I can remember wen I checked into IslamaBRAD; 25th September 2005 strugglin 2 count @ least 5 black hedz - Jus Asiana - I mean where else in da UK can u say Caucasians were the 'ethnic minority'. But yh my 1st halls - Dennis Bellamy aka DBH. I was greeted wit 27 dead flies on my bed (yes i counted dem), a broken window and 4 showers between 27 ppl (not lidge). Da term blessin in disguish really comes into its own on dis one coz its ere I met all da originals I now class as da 'inner circul'. Got nuff luv 4 alla u lot man swear dwn. Frm 'sweet-boi' Sam, 2 dillusional Rimpz, 'rented-americana' Mikes & Mr 'No Good' Manase - DBH gave birth 2 sum truly authentic characters cah. In hindsight I've enjoyd da laid back lifestyle, student discounts etc of my student career. U can't but try n reminisce on da memoirs of hustling on bread and ribena, withdrawin ur last score of ur overdraft & pointlessly dozing in dem double period lectures. Dey say deze r da best years of ur life & i concur although da final years I was jus lookin 2 scatter frm uni. On da whole, I've learnt da art of 'hustlin' (aka da cool term for STRUGGLIN) but simulataneously aggrevated my understanding of 'Females' for da worse. Im not evn gonna go in2 dat but Uni, University, student life, Chronic Debt-accumulator or woteva u wanna call it, has been suttum. I've met ppl I kno Ill soldier on wit 4 decades to cum; others have fallen by da wayside but boi da way i see it - in 05 i knew u not and in '09 in still dont so really whose lost? Not me coz im a winner like Twista (Note 2 self - wheres dat dude man? Sheesh). Da culture of responsibility has moulded me into a better if not a more learned individual. So whats da outcome? Living expenses: £12,774; Accomodation Costs: £9,893; Graduation package: £230; Student loan debt: £10,000; Da University experience: FACKING PRICELESS!!!

Friday, 1 May 2009

Phillip: Double-P & Two L's


Wotz "Goodas fi dem?" (I kno it dnt make sense but wot did I tell u bout criticising my reasoning)

Its come 2 my attention dat da appearance of my government name has been da source of confusion - One XX chromosome tried sum nxt remix omitting da L lyk she gave birth 2 man; truly malfunktional behaviour. Lemme re-iterate it aint hard; Double P & Two L's - PhiLLiP not Philip or Phillipp or Phillippe or Philipe or Philly (Ayia Napa remix - I.J). Da fakest edition has 2 b "Fhillip" doe - An F ya kna - might as well call me Filbert!!! I dnt kno how u'd cope if i adopted one of my konk african names - EKOMXXXXXXXXXXXXPONG!!!

In other news, da IslamaBRAD chronicles r almost dunn. 3 YEARS CAH - & to think manz been slewing the BD vicinity from da DEAD-icity of da city centre to da Need for Speed (Bradford edition) whip parked on Great Horton dealin whites whilst blazin Pac - "All eyez on me" track 6 - Im slyly gon miss dis mofo. Tribute-blog edition soon come.

As for now man needs 2 get back 2 dis disso (we agreed 2 go our seperate ways May 6th) so im spendin as much time wit her as possible. Spotlight on da familiarz dat hit Korporate Affair; Osei, Skillz, Amilz, J, Rimpz, Mo, Sydenham-S, Bel, OX, Mr CL, K-Pawa & Otherz - its was an emotional affair!!

Defintion: I.J - Inside Joke
XX-Chromosome - A female (for those whose parents didnt sign their "sex-education" permission slip)



Dnt u find dat White Zimmy chick dat works @ Jackson a lil too cody-lyk. Maybe shez lig but I've put her on suspekt status 8 (10 being da highest) pending further investigation